My sister-in-law at the Naval Academy was finally able to dig up a copy of the Sea-Bra AutoLog from 2001…
Let’s hope the drowned cellphone count is BETTER this year!


AutoLog Cruise Report – AL9000
YachtID=SeaBra; CommanderLogon=Various; CrewLogon=Various
MissionID=DS2.001KOddity;UplinkID=000000000000007734
SystemsLoad=HumanVoice/Course/Rate/SensorPak/SailDataMan/SailDr/Ver=1.0
Stardate 2001.07.21.1000
EventList = LaunchLoadDetect=3Human;MainsailUp;RudderDownDeployDagger=1;PWCNearMiss=1;HumanVoiceID-OShit=2;EOL
EventList = CourseLeesCut;VoiceID2=WatchThatDamnDuck!;Warning:CourseChangeRate=130%;EOL
EventList = LocationBulkheadAtLaunch;VoiceID3=Let’sDoLunchAtBlueWater;DocklineSensorDetect=Sloppy;FenderDeployed=0;EOL
EventList = PowerBoatWake=1.2; PortBowDamage=0.09; ConfidenceInCommanderUnitReport=(-1.2);EOL
EventList = CourseWBBridgePass=1; CourseMottsChannelPass=1; BanksChannelPass=1; ConfidenceInCommanderUnitReport = +0.5;EOL
EventList = VoiceDecode=WatchThatDamnBigAssSailboat; HumanVoiceID-OShit=3;EOL
EventList = ConfidenceInCommanderUnitReport2=(-1.5);EOL
EventList = AttachVesselBowline=1; CrewUnload=1; RumRationDecrease = 2Units;RaftProbability=0.85;EOL
EventList = CollisionDetectVesselIDPowerBoat = 1.0;DamageReportLevel=0.22;VesselID=RELOAD;EOL
EventList = PistacchioNutOverboardDetect=Multiple; HumanInWaterActivityReport:Pee=1;HumanCatchPistacchioNutInMouth=0;EOL
EventList = HumanInWaterActivityReport:Pee=2;EOL
EventList = HumanInWaterActivityReport:Pee=3;EOL
EventList = HumanInWaterActivityReport:Pee=4;EOL
EventList = HumanInWaterActivityReport:Pee=CounterOverflowBitSet;EOL
EventList = RateOfTravelConsistentWithAnchorHolding=0.0001;HumanVoiceDecode=(OShitOHell;Multiple = TRUE);EOL
EventList = TowMode=1; Warning:RateOfTravelWhileConnectedToMcKeeCraft=PlaneSpeed;EOL
EventList = SensorPakReport: SailUp=1; RudderDeployed=1; Warning:DaggerBoardDeployed=0;SailDrReport=(DOESNOTCOMPUTE);EOL
EventList = SensorPakSailModeDetect=Unknown; ErrorCode=NoDamnDaggerBoard;Tack/JibeRatio=(DOESNOTCOMPUTE);EOL
EventList = TackEvent; TackEvent; TackEvent; TackEvent; TackEvent; Location = Same(DOESNOTCOMPUTE);EOL
EventList = VoiceDecode(CondenseMode)=#@%X!$%)(*&!$#%!%#!!!;EOL
EventList = NavLightsRequired=1;NavLightsOn=0;ConfidenceInCommanderUnitReport=(-1.6);EOL
EventList = Warning:SurvivalProbabilityCalcForThisSailMode=5.3%;EOL
EventList = SonarUnitID=DialTone(DOESNOTCOMPUTE);EOL
EventList = VoiceDecode(CondenseMode)=#@%X!$%)(*&!$#%!%#!!!;EOL
EventList =